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$68,354.00
5.07%$2,062.40
9.57%$1.60
25.96%$1.45
6.54%$627.43
6.25%$0.999903
0.00%$87.49
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15.03%$0.100118
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8.38%$0.085343
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2.76%$0.999775
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Remember Uziel Garcia (Twitter handle @uzgaroth), the guy from Puebla, Mexico who was promised a shiny new Tesla by “Tron” CEO Justin Sun? When it seemed as though Sun had pre-selected the winner, costing Garcia his rightful prize, Garcia called Tron a scam.
He was rug-chewing mad, he was!
Then there was further outrage, when Sun assured Garcia that he would be receiving his prize, which instead of a shiny Tesla would be a slightly less glamorous, er, ticket to a Tron conference. In 2020. Needless to say, Garcia was fuming.
“Can you explain to my 6-year-old son, you will not give him a Tesla because you were wrong, I had already told him that it would be his anniversary gift, he will meet the next 25th of May,” he tweeted, hatefully.
Surely, Garcia’s confidence in the silver-tongued embarassante had dwindled to zero.
Er, apparently not.
It seems Garcia, after much delay, finally got what he wanted—and now he loves Tron. To be clear, he was given $28,000 in “Tronix” (lol), which is actually nowhere near enough to buy a Tesla (also lol), but now he is literally exalting Sun as though he is Satoshi himself, come back from the dead with a basket of free bitcojones.
We reached out to Tron and Garcia for comment.

Lol.
This story is developing.




